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Murdering Mary SueMurdering Mary SueMurdering Mary Sue by Cei-Ellem
Every aspiring writer has met her at least once, whether in his own works or in those of others. The alluring temptation of a perfect character taunts the author from one side while his muse urges him to keep writing from the other. Who wouldn't love her? She's the most beautiful, talented, fantastic woman in the universe, with not a flaw in sight. Every woman wants to be her; every man wants to marry her, so why would anyone want to kill her? Who would want to murder Mary Sue?
I would. I and many greater authors have been working hard to keep this succubus in her proper place: the trash can. Mary Sue is one of the worst enemies of good fiction, second only to poor spelling and grammar. And the seductress tempts even the most cautious writer. Her many disguises can make her difficult to spot, allowing her to weave her way into every plot twist and turn, slowly destroying the author's work. By the time shes found, she may have done so much damage that the
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Favourite photographer: my awesome uncle who could get big money for his work but does it for free....
MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player. which hates me, being part of a computer and all...
Wallpaper of choice: anything with a kitty. i heart kitties
Favourite cartoon character: Bugs or Marvin. gotta love Looney Tunes
Personal Quote: "These hands! I can't get them off my wrists! Oh, God!" Happy Noodle Boy is my hero